At night, the Eiffel Tower is lit with vivid blue lights. Even at 9pm in November, there were long lines to ride the elevators up!
Across the street from the Eiffel Tower, there’s a small carousel and carnival-style food kiosk, with crepes, cotton candy, and yes, French fries.
If you go to Paris, everyone will be more stylish than you. Just accept that and get over it.